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Explore Ashvegas. Stop asking. God help us, this is scarily accurate. His Tinder profile features shirtless mirror pics and photos of him with his ex, but you swipe right, because at this point, nothing turns you on more than a guy who has a stable source of income. So accurate, and funny as hell. I better get on this! Also he hates puppies, children, old people and only drives low rider trucks. Or, at least, it seems that has to be the …. So without further ado, I present the 5 men you will sleep with before you leave Asheville. Tags: aging crust punkAshevilleDouble CrownskateboarderSkateboardingyoga.
He constantly tried to only get hand and neck tattoos to make it seem like he had sleeves. Asheville is far from sexy. No type August 19, Benjamin J Bates August 19, Promise Boseman August 18, Susan August 17, So funny yet so true!! It also has a jacuzzi and 14 acres.
August 16, Article. Cause of breakup: he never shares his cocaine with you. I love how you read. This guy just changed his Instagram from a personal profile to a business profile, because he wants to start taking his potential role as a music industry influencer more seriously. Bob Dobbs August 20, Big Al September 1, Normalcy can suck, sometimes. Learn how your comment data is processed. Most likely has the last animal he had sex with on his chest. Alex Pappas August 17, Alex August 17, Trulyyours August 16, Robbie August 16, Nathan August 16, LGracie August 16, Nancy Lindell August 16, Echoing Laura — the is terrifyingly accurate.
And also really well-written and funny! This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Great writing and made me laugh out loud! Kelly August 17, MS August 17, Wrong I been to Asheville many times and never slept with one. The words and pictures below were originally posted to social media, mostly …. When you tell him to drink some water, he tells you to suck a dick. Jessica August 17, Scarlote August 17, This was great. Cause of breakup: he gets too drunk at your birthday party and starts rapping in front of all your friends. She does not have good taste.
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The answer is no. Cause of breakup: He blows up at you for making fun of his music and his weird relationship with his mom, then storms out to go microdose mushrooms at the corner bar. Stephanie Rogers is a something human being living and existing in Asheville, North Carolina. Ever slept with a guy who keeps his dog on a chain? AF August 16, A little ageish, though.
You know the one. Next Article. Good heavens. He smells like patchouli but seems … sensual.
Hilarious and spot on. Sharon August 17, YoMama August 16, MIchellaBella August 16, Randi August 16, Laura Jo Sharpe August 16, This is terrifyingly accurate. This is so scarily accurate that I gasped. Is this old age? Yes, more cultural diversity is needed coming from the west its sad here. God, this was funny. The same limitating stereotypes fit the women of this town as well. I love your writing! Hello, Asheville!
The city you love. the news you want!
Asheville News. He tells you that your aura is special, and that he wants to know the real you. Nathan Jaremsek August 17, I live in Asheville and I am none of thoes. All that moaning must mean something, right?
I have lived in Asheville for 11 years and have not dated a single one of these types of men. Bravo, Stephanie! My medium sized dream is coming to fruition! I have been given the honor of writing for Ashvegas!!! You forget about the guy from shitty Florida with a neck tattoo that lies about living in Asheville and sleeps with married women only to take them down a drug induced ride of heroin based kiddie drugs while sleeping with every transvestite in town behind their back.
He pays, which is really hot until halfway through the date when you realize that he brought you to his actual place of work so he could get an employee discount on the booze. Sheri Larkin August 16, Gotta add in the Divorced Young dad because Asheville is where marriage comes to die!? Chris Woods August 19, Stephanie, you are observant, creative, and incredibly funny!
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She spends her free time nurturing various addictions which include caffeine, the Internet, and Carly Rae Jepsen B-sides. You are the only author that I never have to question what they wrote or double read a sentence for meaning.